Hi. Just to make a good introductory impression, I find it necessary to state my late thoughts- or at least my more significant ones. Also, I would imply that you know I realize the fact that some of these thoughts are inappropriate, most of these type containing varying degrees of gore, and including a light dusting of what my mother would call 'potty talk', for a reputedly g-rated blog. I have, consequently, acted upon this and therefore this blog post would probably be what you would call 'edited'. Before you read this post, you need to realize the fact that nothing - I repeat NOTHING - exiting has been happening over the past few weeks. The most exiting thing that's happened would probably be going to Walmart and buying a bag of chips(They were good chips nonetheless). As an end result, this post is sadly diminished in size- but, as my unusually annoying conscience points out, this is not the end of the world.
Thus, I start my blog. I, of late, have been in awe at the amount of hilarious happenings that can come out of nowhere because of the sheer millions of mechanical, automatic, computerized facts posted on large Internet sites- such as EBay. For example, there is one review I found while looking at a seller's feedback:
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THIS CD DOESN’T WORK. SENT MANY E-MAILS TO THEM WITH NO RESULTS. I WANT A REFUND
· Reply by directbids (May-10-07 19-57):
WE E-MAILED & TOLD YOU TO SEND IT BACK FOR A RE-PLACEMENT OR REFUND AS POSTED!!
o Follow-up by southernladylingerie (May-10-07 19:57):
YOU LIAR, YOU NEVER E-MAILED & TOLD ME ANYTHING BUT “ TRY IT ON ANOTHER COMPUTER”
§ Rating mutually withdrawn
FENG SHUI – Chinese Art Of Creating Harmony NEW CD PC
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